1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
(SHIT I HAVE NOT READ THIS YET SPOILERS SPOILERS) It was through this accident that Orlando and the Princess became (OR NOT IDK)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Empty air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Michael Jackson's Top 40.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4.20pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
16:18 says my computerrr.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean (WOOOO). Also that godsdamned cockatiel shrieking. SHUT UP, BIRD.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
1.30pm today, coming out of iai. I was... coming home from iai.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Checking mai msgs.

9. What are you wearing?
TOO MANY CLOTHES. Pants, bra, trousers, two vest tops, nail varnish and a dozy look on my face. So tired.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, and it wasn't even as disturbing as the dream I had the night before. Yay.

11. When did you last laugh?
In the car back from iai. At something. Those guys are pretty awesome, they make me laugh a lot.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A clock. We got the cockatiel blood out (no, seriously, he snapped a blood feather and then went flying around the room in panic, spattering it EVERYWHERE)

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Every time I look in the mirror? I dunno, probably not.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I've done worse. I'd rather you were courteous and didn't ask me so bluntly what I think of you though. Tchah.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Oh shit, it was that horrendous new Transformers. DO NOT SEE IT, YOU GUYS. SO BAD. SO UNBELIEVABLY BAD.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Loads of really stupid little shit. I'd get a residence big enough for my ideal menagerie of animal companions, buy up everything on my reading list, buy the rest of the Sandman, and make sure me and my loved ones (all of them) could live comfortably. I'm saying this assuming I haven't become a millionaire due to my own talents. I want to be a writer, for fuck's sake. I'm not going to be getting that kind of money off my own bat.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm actually rather pretty, but that probably doesn't make up for the mess that comes with it. Sorry.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
There is no regardless of guilt. I'd sort out the climate - and if there isn't anything wrong with the climate, then I'd at least glance into the future to make sure we have a good, long, happy while. People can sort out their problems at their own pace.

19. Do you like to dance?
Sometimes.

20. George Bush:
Is gone. Also, totally not relevant to my life. The record: change it.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
My first child will not be a girl. Ignoring the fact that I'm not a fan of the idea of myself as a mother, my first imaginary child is a boy. My imaginary daughter is a twin, and named Satanne Claire.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
My first imaginary child is called Mian Mian.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'm a language student. Work it out.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"All the Interesting People hang out over there. Go have fun. Also, you did a good job."
Though I believe more in reincarnation. BUT WHATEVS.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: There's probably less than that who read this anyway, so ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO READ MY JOURNAL. GO GO GO!